When having sex through the back door, only to pull your tool out and find a clump of turd attached to your knob
"Turd Burgular" I turd burgled Cindy last Saturday night but disaster averted, I wiped it on her curtains before she found out
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A gay person, one who burgles turds from the rectum of his gay partner.
hahhaha......no, you = turd burgler, i win.
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Janky Turd is a BMX bike that is poorly made.
two of the four bolt holes in stem are threaded at an angle ( stem is awful as a whole as well), bearings in bb are notchy, cranks are bent, chain looks like it was spray painted in driveway by my 8 year old nephew, freewheel and hub failed before i reached end of street. This 2010 DC Quadangle is a janky turd.
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master of the turds
biggest turd of them all
Fucking hell he is such a terd meister
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someone who is a big loser, the biggest wanker you've ever met
God Jason you're such a turd smack
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dust under bed u find when dong sum spring cleaning
dust under bed, can be found under coffee tables and dressers, dumb little ghost turds
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