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When your friends tell you to stop fucking your ex, except she takes it in the ass to keep you around.
UR bro: dump that bitch she's nuts!
You: But... (bermuda unicorn triangle)
A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.
"Whale shark unicorn lovers are stupid "
"IKR"
Blowing into the rear of a unicorn to make it stand upright.
He was inflating the unicorn on the 4th of July in front of everyone.
A unicorn bae is a boyfriend or girlfriend who is like a pet.
Nancy:You should get a unicorn bae,mine is so cute.Sally:I totally have a unicorn bae and he is rainbowtastic
When a man puts on a full face respirator and attaches a dildo to the center of the mask. A woman then gets on top of it and fucks it so the guy gets a front row seat
Honey when you get home I’ll be waiting with the unicorn!
The act of placing a suction cup dildo on one’s forehead, then having an intimate partner ride it while proceeding to provide oral sex.
Hey Bro,I finally tried the Unicorn with my girlfriend, it was awesome.
Bro: Damn bro thats my favorite position
When you come over a girls face and the throw glitter over her
I turned Sharon in to the unicorn when I threw glitter over my jizzy mess