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A popular online slang dictionary where 99.99% of the definitions are written by angsty teens with a bitter and cynical outlook on life, although most come from privileged middle class families and have their own credit cards.
Just go to Urban Dictionary and look up 'puppies' or 'sunshine', and I bet some bitter, angst-ridden teen has written a negative definition about it.
A person who gets his firewood by picking up free pallets from behind businesses in the city and carrying them home on his back.
Unable to cut down trees in the park, Nathan became an urban lumberjack to heat his flophouse.
Surviving on meals collected entirely from free food samples.
A typical urban sampling route:
For lunch, pass through the olive and cheese sections at Gourmet Garage. Dinner at the Whole Foods pizza counter. FatWitch brownies from Chelsea Market and dark chocolate from Pure Dark for dessert.
One who constantly posts their name on urban dictionary, thinking that it is cool and original, or just a way to raise his/her ever increasing ego just a bit more. Often times the definition begins with "the sexiest", "the handsomest", or "the most incredible" "guy/girl in the world". Then continues to narcissistic rambling. When playing the urban dictionary game, Urban-Narcissistic definitions are easy to come by and best deserve a "thumbs down".
(Urban-Narcissist)
Assface
Assface is the hansumist best luking pursen evr. He is soe kewl. insert random narcassistic rambling here
idiots who make up terms here about american politics and embracing their political frustration, instead of creating useful terms here, regardless of political views
-Have you seen how many stupid new words Tracey submitted here?
-Yea, and those are all about his whining on politics instead of saying anything useful
-He is truly an Urban Dicktionarist
When you get a train ran on you while in the hood.
“Stacy had her first urban pipeline on her trip to Detroit! She’s still sore.”