Wet pillow

The act of internally crying and wetting a pillow with tears.

Wet pillow cause I can't come tonight

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cornbread is wet

Insult; meaning you are inpatient, jump to conclusions, can't follow directions. Term originated from the south referring to "cooks" who can't wait long enough to cook their corn bread (johnny cake, journey cake) so that it's wet in the middle.

Todd's cornbread is wet. He can't be counted on to finish his unit testing before checking his code in.

Boy WTF, your cornbread is wet, check the f**k'n shell before you load the shot gun, 12 gauge don't go into a 20 guage.

Pelosi's cornbread is wet, she can't wait three day's for others to read the freak'n health care bill online before voting on it This so constituents can comment to their representatives about it.

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Wet & Wild

The act of being sexually wet & being physically wild. Used mostly by the freaks under the sheets.

Dave: "are you ready Bon Qui Qui?"
Bon Qui Qui: "most definitely. I'm wet & wild daddy!"

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Wet Cat

Your cat being wet by hot men or women, the child appropriate way.

Joe Perry is hot af! I think I have a wet cat..

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Wet Tail

A disease that hamsters get where their ass is very wet and they constantly have smelly diarrhea.

Me: Dude, my hamster got wet tail and it's smells bad.
Friend: Poor little shithole.

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wet muff

Inserting your falangies(fingers) into a vaginal opening and, getting it moist, then inserting your fingers into someones ear.

I just wet muffed that guy over there.

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keep it wet

1. The act of lubricating
2. Chill out
3. Loosen up
4. Any other connotation of a wet vagina.

Girl: "Yo, why the fuck u be acting like that?"
Guy: "STFU and keep it wet."

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