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A gal of girth whom you take home and have relations with when you are to poor to afford heat during those cold, lonely winter months.
Damn, it's freezing! I better call my Harlem space heater and dip my wick in that shit before I get frostbite.
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Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You play the game by building phallic rockets and trying to get your little green turds, or Kerbals as the game calls them, into the cold, dark emptiness of space trying to get to other planets. Playing Kerbal Space Program regularly will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.
NASA boss: So why would I hire you for this job?
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!
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A worthless excuse for a human being. If female usually as about 4 kids by 4 different fathers...One of the suckers she leeches onto for child support. She gets as many benefits as possible....at all costs avoiding work. She will screw anyone then cry later...but nothing is ever her fault. She has an excuse for every shitty choice she has ever made in her sorry ass excuse for a life.
Man I can't believe that bitch Pam is still working the system..." ...."Yeah what a waste of fucking space she is"..."True Dat
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The big brain method to get a noob to quit.
Alt+Space opens the right click menu on the top, C is the shortcut to close it when the menu is open.
Noob has joined the game
Noob: How do I _____?
Someone: Alt+Space+C
Noob has left the game
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The filthiest group on Steam with the filthiest Steam users
Steam user 1: "Hey, wanna be friends?"
Steam user 2:"OK, oh your in Team Space Dicks, yeah never mind"
Someone who parks their fancy car in multiple spots so nobody scratches it, but parks your car in, preventing you from leaving.
Girl: Sorry I'm late
Guy: Traffic?
Girl: No, it was a Parking Space Bitch.
An amazing spaceship building simulator that got some bad reviews because the devs updated the EULA and some people read it wrong. Developed by Squad and published by Private Division
Kerbal Space Program in a nutshell...
Kerbal #1: Hey, what if our ship exploded mid-flight?
Kerbal #2: Don't worry, it was well designed.
Narrator: It was not well designed...
Ship: *explodes mid-flight*
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