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It’s that new land over in Disney’s Hollywood Studios that just opened and people are crazy about even though there’s not much and there’s a bunch of walls for gay instagramers.
Guy 1: Hey want to check out Toy Story Land?
Guy 2: No, there’s too many people including the gay instagramers and there’s not much sh!t to do there.
Guy 1: Oh, ok. Maybe when all the crowd dies down.
When your story has a hole in it you give it a story patch
Eric cleverly used a story patch when Emily accused him of lying
1. Narcissistic and infantile.
2. Having delusions of political grandeur.
Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.
When you tell a funny story and the person you told it to repeats it as if it happened to them or in third person.
Burglary of your funny story.
I walked into work and Lola was retelling my funny story, what a story burg
you can get your entire hand inside your pussy and fell my cock fucking your ass. My cock explosed cum inside your ass and you got your second orgasm. you sit down facing me and start to likc me clean. You continue sucking my cock so that the guys see me blowing a third load...the biggest one on your boobs face and in your mouth. The two guys cum in the sand. get dressed and leave. We kiss dress yup and I go back to the beach while you get back to your house because you got what you wanted.
im so hard writing this dirty story example right now
I’m so hard writing this dirty story right now
A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.
Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.
The most irrelevant form of media attention
Imagine being featured on Freddie Goodwins IG story