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the act of dropping a turtle down a length of pipe, inducing a psychodelic journey into the unknown.
we're going to go drop some turtles...i hear they like...expand your mind.
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When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man pulls out and as he does this the woman crowns a poo but manages to catch it before it goes on to the bed ( making it look like the turtle has stuck his head seen its awkward and then went back inside its shell)
*John pulls out*
*Sarah crowns poo*
sarah: ooo i think i just awkward turtled
John: oooo you didnt want that
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Pooop at peaking out of my ass to see you
Whats a four letter word that rhymes with shit? It's just shit
Shit rhymes with Shit
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a metaphor for a dude with an exoskeleton that provides said dude with the illusion of invulnerability. Said Dude is also sometimes said to be endowed with a long turtle-neck, which causes him to move a bit slower and with relatively more confidence than other dudes.
Can also be used as an adverb, which is a recently new development and is expected to catch on quickly
"turtle and/or turtling"
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a bitch whos EAAAAASY!!!!!!!!!!!!
"you gotta love thoes turtles!! i did one last night and it was eeasy!"
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1. a phrase accompanied with a hand motion (one hand is placed on top if another palms down and thumbs out) to illustrate an awkward moment
2. turtles having sex
I was sitting in my room talking to Mike one night and I look over to find that my baby turtles are having sex. AWKWARD TURTLE!!
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Slang used in Hawai'i regarding time.
1:turtles (1:30)
2:turtles (2:30)
3:turtles (3:30)
etc.
You can also just use the short term and say "turts"
*only to replace thirty*
BILLY: brah, what time you start work today
JEAN: 9 turtles
either turtles/turts could be used
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