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bloody toothed squirrel

When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!

Oh man I tried a 69 for the first time and all I saw was a bloody toothed squirrel!

by rumpellstiltkz April 16, 2015


bloody prune

90 year old vagina

I work at a nursing home and wipe bloody prunes all day.

by panda ass April 24, 2014


bloody prune

90 year old vagina

I work at a nursing home and wipe bloody prunes all day.

by panda ass April 24, 2014


Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.

I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021


poor bloody mary

A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle

Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys

by ronin007 February 27, 2014

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barely bloody

Bloody Mary with way too much vodka in it.

You can see right through this barely bloody.

by K-ILL December 29, 2016


bloody moves

When you do something while wearing Christian Louboutin shoes with red bottoms.

I just got a new car. I'm making bloody moves.

by nick391 March 22, 2021