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Poop.
I made fart pebbles in the potty today.
someone who farts with their bussy (aka boy pussy)
GUYS OMG I JUST DID A LITTLE BUSSY FART XD
When you put your hand on your ear and push it makes a fart
Makayla put her hand on my ear and I had a ear fart
A snargle-fart is the unique art of going to the bathroom to take a shit and while shitting, the shitter vomits simultaneously. This creates an epidemic of major proportions of bio-waste release.
An extra option is that the original shitter has the option of giving head directly after snargle-farting without properly cleansing themselves beforehand.
Person 1: Dude, wtf were you doing? You were in there for like 30 minutes!
Person 2: Man, I had to snargle-fart.
Person 3: Nice!
When dads fart in a cheesy-funny way in order to embarrass children
Father- Hey, pull my finger!
Kid- DAD!!! Fatherly Farts again!?!?!?
It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.
I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.
When you are trying to talk and you keep stuttering and saying the wrong thing so you have to stop and start the sentence again
Person 1: "It's a god, gog, dog, blah blah blah (pause)... let me start over , it's a good idea"
Person 2: "that's started off as a word fart"