Having sex with a girl on her period.
Steve: Yo, so I took this girl to pound town yesterday when I noticed she was really wet. So I looked down and BAM! Blood everywhere...
Tayler: Oh dude, she was saucin the noodle?! Weak bro...
1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub
Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!
Putting Ramen noodles in the microwave without water, then pulling it out, filling it with water but leaving the packet in the bowl also.
Man, I asked my mom to make me dinner, right, and she goes and makes me some aluminum noodles! She can't cook.
"Dude, we were so high, we didn't want to make the ramen, so we just ate noodle candy."
The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent
Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright