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The night before Christmas Eve, bcos God created Adam b4 Eve...
23rd Dec Christmas Adam
24th Dec Christmas Eve
25th Dec The Big Mans Day
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when a Man/Woman takes a dump on a mans penis and then licks it clean
I got a Hot Adam last night in room 24A
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Adam Sandler is an american retard. Talentless gimp with no endeering qualities. He so bendy SCOPE in the UK are considering changing their name to the Sandler Society
isnt the waterboy funny? Adam Sandler is soo funny. What do you think chatroom?
no edith its shit and that nonce Sandler is a wanker
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When you shave your ball sack and keep them in a plastic bag next to your bed, and then when you cum on her face you take a hand full your pubs and throw it in her face.
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
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The act of acting like a 'school girl' upon seeing the naked flesh of a women's breast region.
Girl: *naked* Are my boobs too small?
Boy: Eeeeeeeeeeeee~ *jumps up and down*
Girl: You must have Adam's Disease.
"So, what happened?"
"Well Doctor, I lost a liter of blood while staring at my girlfriends boobs."
"Ah, you must have Adam's Disease."
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Proud White male. Sells his autograph once a fortnight and has become a top girocheque playboy. Ambitious!!!!
Connoisseur in freedom fighting and being the most gallant of noblemen. A forward thinker, leader of men, innovator!!
Always carries his own pen and JSA briefcase... incase of emergency signings.
Devout signing on professional!! Rookie signers look up to him! His signature is always in pristine condition... some say its laced with gold....
Adam of slight tinge (as he is also named), has such a trust rating on the JSA he can get up to 50, 60 even 70 pound worth of crisis loans. Expert at community care grants and a worker of the unemployed stock market.
Dont ever sleep next to Adam of slight tinge.... trust me!!!
'Adam look at ye!!!! Your something!!! you've made it!!!!'
'There he goes... Adam the full time signer!!! head held high!! Gallant effort!!'
'Thats right... Im black Adam.... Im a sunday signer!! Bank holiday signer!! FULL TIME Signer!!! My Job Diary is inspiring!!... many different colours of ink...'
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the biggest fagot in the entire world. one who is gay yet rejects it. likes to have men smell his pants and then deny it (claiming it has alcohol on it)
dude, pete, that kid is such an adam s. he is so gay.
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