Something a lot of people drink at christmas, but very few actually like it.
"Ok, dad, i got the three litres of egg nog again this year."
"Great, son, now put them in the landfill along with the the rest."
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The act of inserting a hard-boiled egg, without the shell, completely into the anus, and then defecating it as feces.
WTF???!?
The egg drop is one f*cked up activity!
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When "Roomate A" severely criticizes and makes fun of "Roomate B" for making eggs for dinner, claiming that eggs are only for breakfast. Then down the road Roomate A make eggs for dinner as if its the norm.
All Rich could do was sit and shake his head as Sean stood in the kitchen making eggs for dinner. This is the same Sean (aka The man with no memory or Blindzo) who no less than a week ago criticized Rich for making eggs for dinner. Hope you enjoyed those hypocrite eggs Sean!
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Girl you're going to get your eggs cracked tonight
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is a girl hoo has sex and is good at making her guys penis warm in ur pussy
oh shes a good egg warmer
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Alerting your friends and co-workers when someone nearby has just farted.
I was sitting in my cubicle and smelled something rotten in the air. I wish someone would have given an "Egg Alert" before I sat down to eat my lunch.
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A sticky, warm, gummy, usually pungent, (sometimes clumped) substance that excretes itself from the cob in the form of a wad but is manufactured and shipped from the factory dangling between a male's legs; also known as: the testes.
She suckled me until my eggs nogged.
The hand in which she cupped my scrotum was enough to boil my eggs and launch the egg nog all over.
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