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A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.
Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!
OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.
You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.
Trick Attack, a skill used to debuff a boss giving a massive damage boost to teammates. Requires you to be in the rear of your target to inflict the debuff. If on any other side of the boss, the attack will be missed.
Tank: God damnit Ninja, you've been missing trick attack.
Ninja: B-but, my skill went off.
Tank: Did you True north?
Ninja: ....
when you are bob harper and you tell fat people all the time that they might have a heart attack, and then, you yourself have said heart attack, you just got a healthy heart attack.
oh man, i have been working out so much, and eating right, but i think i'm having a healthy heart attack.
When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.
"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."
a person who only shows his intelligence in attacking people's posts on social media; a ghost user who only comes alive to attack people on social media; a blind antagonist.
Many social media attackers are worse than their victims.
MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.
1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."
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