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When you don’t get the joke and you then you proceed to ruin everyone’s fun time with some lame boring matter-of-facting bullshit
Man, I’m so tired of Carl always being a buzzkill with his Austin-truaxing, captain obvious ass.
A flakey best friend who doesn't always know what's going. Gets in trouble way to much.
My coworker, Austin Sabel, isn't all with it all the time
Zero points in a game of Corn hole. All fours bags miss the board completely allowing your opponent to score 12 points. Highly unlikely.
Person A: You suck brah ! We owe those dudes a buck a point and we just lost by 15.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
A fat ass little kid who gets treated like a baby and is 9 years old and 198 pounds.
He is so fucking fat he must be a Austin Tucker Ashley
Awesome and amazing. Someone who loves soccer and is a great person at heart.