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This most awesome person truly stood by the definition of Awesomesauce. So,as an honour, the title upgraded to ASCS.
AwesomeSauce you’re now “The Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce”
A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.
Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?
Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*
(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!
Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
not just beautiful, too sexy to be alive
"she's beautiful"
"are you kidding? more like super foxy mega awesome hot
The antichrist and bringer of fear. He is secretly Satan and will steal your kneecaps.
Hey, did you vote for Super Awesome Tate Andy Newman for prom king?
GET STRAIGHT A's in school and do
all your homework but yet you stay freshh
to death with your Gear and Fly Sneakers soo
your such a NERS-ER-AWESOME-NESS.
Damn kid Your such a Nerd-er-Awesome-ness
because you have to doo all your homework
soo you can goo buy new nike sb dunks and feel
proud of yourself.
your such a damn nerd.
The person who says the most corny ass jokes at the party that every body hates but then makes up for it by being badass as fuck
Did u hear what Awesome Irish just said, it's so stupid HOLY SHIT! Did u see that
What are you supposed to say after above-par intercourse with a high-brow female.
*laying in bed after a night of raucous sex*
Evelynn: ...
Toby: god, babe, that was so awesome-sauce!!1 :DDD
Evelynn: .............
Toby: Sowwy >.<