A slang term used to describe a group of people bitching about others on a beach.
Friend (1): she’s a b*tch
Friend (2): her shorts are too tight
Outside : this seems like a Bitchy Beach
Etc...
Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.
Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.
When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.
I had a Long Beach Islander last night at the beach.
A spot near San Marine, Oregon, but also means something else such as the quickest organism ever experienced by a certain person on this site. (me)
First, read some raunchy definitions on this site.
Then, start a warm shower and get in, tub shower combo recommended.
Turn away from the shower head and lay down on the bottom of the shower.
Start choking the chicken upside down on your back and your feet will go cold, continue until Mt. St. Helens erupts.
Why am I Like this?
Hey Ryan I visited Tillicum Beach last night.
Wait Oregon is 400 miles away. OH DISGUSTING!
Ryan Miller large juicy wiener in my mouth
All I want for Christmas is more beach days
When a Guy gets a blowjob on the beach
Ayo look at that guy over there, looks like hes gettin some beach slop.
Having anal sex with a stranger in the sand dunes at the beach
Melony got beach bummed last night