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Person 1: Ugh I hate pringles!
Person 2: Don't be such a Chris from the Mr Beast crew
A movie where "Newt" (Eddie Redmayne) wrecks New York by losing his shit (the fantastic beasts). And there were never even any wizards in America anyways! What the hell David Yates.
Did you see Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them? It was... interesting.
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Fuck my mouth you sexy bitch of a boyfriend
M says to C "I want you to make love to my mouth"
That is then interpreted by C as "She wants me to fuck her pie hole".
In turn M slaps C and screams "Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!"
Grrrrrrr
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a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.
You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"
Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
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Sephora Beasts go to Sephora all the time and get makeup. They are the most beautiful people and they love doing cool eyeliner looks with sparkly eyeshadow and fruity lipgloss :D
Sabeen: that izzy is such a Sephora beast!!!
Chloe Moriondo: they wear the most amazing makeup OMG :D
Shy: that eyeshadow is so gorg!!!