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my beautiful pretty princess is the most awesome amazing beautiful perfect girl in the world i love her so much and i have no clue what i would do or where i would be without her i genuinely might not be alive if she didnt come into my life so i will forever be thankful for her even if we never talk again i love you so much p <3
my beautiful pretty princess is amazing
The girls that make you want to masterbate that pop up on the side of your screen occasionally
MMMMM THEM BEAUTIFUL RUSSIANS GOT SOME NICE TIDDIES
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Not to be confused with beauty queen, a beautiful queen is a woman that is either an active duty or veteran Marine. Most marry what females call a Genteel or Great White Buffalo. Together they make a very felicitous couple. They mainly origionate near or around the Midwest. Beautiful queens always look very pulchritudinous and are extremely bedable.
"My Tootsie Wootsie has many "pet names," but Beautiful Queen is her title."
Similar to the saying "you beauty" but with the change from you to yol means that your dick is ten times bigger then anyone elses.
Matt - "Four Asahi's for $15!"
Trent - "Yol beauty!"
Wow my modren met... Only one of those is unrealistic.
Hym "So, I took a peak at this article by 'my modern met' and it's called 'A.I. generates the perfect people and something something unrealistic beauty standards,' right? And the pictures they show is 1. A regular looking attractive Hispanic woman (Who is as a matter of fact NOT more attractive than Salma Hayek) and 2. The most shredded guy that could ever possibly exist. 0% body fat. So much muscle that you couldn't actually fit thay much muscle on a man with out him being larger. Obviously had a 12 pack. More shredded than a comic book character. Even the male fantasy of fitness pales in comparison to the A.I. generated man. I mean, you can't see the fat bulge in his artificially generated trousers but you know it's there. So, according to A.I. Salma Hayek is beyond perfect and the perfect man is a 9 foot tall Arnold Schwarzenegger who got hit with a shrink ray. You can't have that much muscle and be that small but BOTH of those are somehow unrealistic. It's unrealistic for a woman to be less attractive than Salma Hayek. It's wild. Look it up."