Beef Crunch

The act of flagellating and wafting the smell with the upward and downward movement of performing a "crunch."

So, I ate 4 fiber one bars before performing my ab workout at the gym today. I tell you I had the worst "beef crunches."

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beef eater

common phrase found in rural pubs throughout britain. reffering to the consumption of muff, sweet muff.

to the bar lady:

"i'll have a pint of carling please.do you serve beef? or do i have to jump over the bar and take it from you?"

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Beef Cupcakes

beef curtains

A saggy vagina caused by excessive sexual partners, AKA being a nasty skank

You better pull down your skirt, your beef cupcakes are hanging out.

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little beef

A kid at our school who is a complete fag and likes to lazy Stephen himself and has a poodongall the time. He cant seem to control himself and his want for manpoon. He watches a movie with mike's mom in it all the time. But he still craves the manpoon.

Look there goes Little Beef.

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argentinian beef

1. Literal Some of the finest beef available in all of South America.

2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.

Man 1: *unzips pants* Look at my big dick. Must be all that Argentinian beef I've been eating.
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!

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Ground Beef

When someone is anal fisted, there is a chance that their rectum will stick out. The red, pink tissue looks like ground beef, hince the name.
See: Rosebud

You have some nice ground beef!

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porned beef

after excessive masturbation to porn, a man's penis is sore and limp.

oh man, i spent all day beating off to Jenna Haze, now i have porned beef

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