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The moment one of your best friends decides to reveal a personal sexual preference while trying to fill an awkward silence.
Passing Memorial Park Cemetery
"Hey, we're passing my grandfathers grave."
"I like to be tea bagged..."
"Dude... You approached the line, crossed it, and didn't look back."
Memorial Line Cross
The unfortunate horizontal marking across a woman’s abdomen when she wears ridiculously tight yoga pants while simultaneously wearing a panty liner.
Dude, check out that babe in the yoga pants...oh...she’s got a panty liner line!
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Appears when a PS4 needs some air.
John: ''Dude my ps4 got the red line of death!''
Earl: ''Chill out mate,just put it next to youre granmaa pie,there on the window!''
Granmaa:''Yeah,needs some air...now go wash youre hands,or no pie for you boy!!''
The line that defines the boundaries of your butt and your leg. It actually establishes where your butt begins (and where your leg ends). It can either be short or long, and some people don't even have one. People that have lower-set or saggy butts typically have this line. People that have higher-set or perky butts tend to not have this issue.
(Jack) Look at the butt establishment line on that girl! That's pretty disgusting!
(Jill) I know, her ass is so saggy! My butt is so perky that I don't even have a butt establishment line!
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1-Line Wednesday
1-Line Wednesday: A segment on the world famous Chris Daniel Show, where listeners can play along by saying one line, and one line only. There is no screener, but nothing excessively obscene and no profanity is allowed. It is open to both AM and FM broadcasts, but generally ruled by the AM with an iron fist, while the FM tends to their sore bee-hinds for the next week.
Notable examples include: "picking a candidate is like trying to choose which flavor suppository to purchase", "Am I the only one who finds it ironic that the world's largest penis museum is located in one of the coldest countries on Earth?", as well as many relevant and current political topics.
One-Line Wednesday is a staple of American freedom, as it is one of the most powerful ways to broadcast our first amendment right, once a week, EVERY week, and enjoyed by patriots young and old.
Chris: 1-Line Wednesday is up next guys, remember: you get one line and one line only. Nothing obscene and no profanity.
Chris: 1-Line Wednesday, go ahead.
FM Caller: uhhh.. UHHH...
(Hangs up)
Chris: That's your one line. Let's go to the AM side.... 1-Line Wednesday, your turn.
AM Caller: If Miley Cyrus is now 'pan-sexual'... does that means I'm gonna have to hide my Revere-Ware?
Chris and Phil: AHAHAHAHA... UHHH..
Chris: Only the ones with handles... hah... Point to the AM side.
The rule that dictates livability in a state. The more squiggly lines in the outline/border lines of a state, the cooler/more fun it is to live in that state. In, for example, the state of California, the squiggly lines are found on the coastline adjacent to the pacific ocean. Note that the squiggly line rule is not always accurate, seeing as there are some squiggly states that aren't cool (ie Kentucky)
1: Yo I'm so cool cause i live in the state of North Dakota.
2: WTF are you talking about, i live in New York. My state has 100 times more squiggly lines than yours, thus it's better.
3: Hey, I live in Kentucky, the squigglyest state of all!
2: What the fuck are you smoking, the squiggly line rule doesnt work for lame ass states like Kentucky.
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