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broke ass mother fucker that thinks he can afford up scale hookers, not the $40 crack hoes
dave's a corn syrup daddy that thinks he can charm melissa from erotic monkey with home made chicken noodle soup.
The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.
Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!
The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.
A sex move where you shove a skewer up some ones ass until a giant log of shit represents the corn dog. Its then dosed in vodka and eaten by the partner for a midnight snack.
Brook: Hey what do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: Im not hungry because of that Russian Corn Dog I had last night...
When you bang a chick in the ass pull out wIth a shit covered dick then continue to stink it in her period pussy.
Last night shaquita was feeling freaky so I gave her the ol rusty corn hole
The act of freezing a piece of your partner's feces and using it as an anal dildo until it melts.
I gave her a texas corn husker