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On December 1st you have to find a country boy and kiss him and thank him for all he does
Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain
A man that is fancy pop glitter mixed with John Wayne. He opens doors and carries your purse, starts your car in freezing temps, with beautiful skin and calloused hands. He loves scented candles and kisses like a supernova!
I think I'm in love. He is exactly what I want. He is so Metro-country!
a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down
On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.
Claims to sell milk but actually does the job of an alarm clock. Wakes you up every morning even before even your dad wakes up so you don't get to hear 'beta jaldi uthoge toh hi tarakki karoge'.
Also, occasionally behaves like mom and says 'beta doodh pee le, tera favourite wala laya hai'.
Kya aapne Country Delight ka doodh peeya hai?
Country pearls is what you call that line of dirt that accumulates around your neck when you're filthy. You go for a run and don't shower for three days. You work outside and don't shower often you build a ring of dirt
Look at this guy's country pearls he obviously hasn't showered in a while.
A internet thing where drawn humans with a flag on their face act gay AF.
Person 1: I like Country Humans
Person 2: no
When your out in the country and you realize if something happened and you called for help no one would hear it.
"Man we was out in the sticks past thorn hill so far I started to get country scared"