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the coldest motherfucker you'll ever meet.
Woman in passenger seat of car: Honey... Is that Dick Cheney over there?
Man driving car: Roll up the windows, dear.
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The action of a male lighting his pubic hair on fire.
-Dude, we're getting bored tonight.
-How'bout a dick on fire?
-Yeah, plus all the chicks at this party are ugly!
-All right, bro, pass the lighter!
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A sexual position involving two males and one female. One male penetrates the female from behind while the other man receives a blowjob from the woman. The men can either high five (similar to the Eiffel Tower) to create a suspension bridge or leave their arms down
Steve and I built a dick bridge with some slut the other day
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"your dick is bigger than the rest of your body!"
"Thanks, bro"
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The "Vice" President of The United States. Former CEO of Haliburton. Did $23.8 million of business with Iraq before becoming "Vice" President and proceeding to attack Iraq over nonexistant Weapons of Mass Destruction.
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A very talented woman who has the power to out run a mans sex drive. Not only will she pleasure the man but her main focus is her climax as well. This woman is well described in the book After Burn By Zane. This dick slayer is hard to find and once she's found she might scare the male away. Her sex game is beyond a ten. & she can make you cum before her lips even touch the tip of your penis.
Her sensual body and luscious lips were already too many signs of a danger. But the way she seduced him quickly gave it away quickly that he was messing with a "Dick Slayer".
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Someone who is such a dick that they leave dicks in their wake and are therefore responsible for more than one dick
Man, Jimmy just issued a malpractice lawsuit on me. What a dick farmer.
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