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douche whistle

the sound a douche makes. also used as an insult.

chris was a real douche whistle for not treating his girlfriend better

by Steven Deatherage December 19, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche bags

an insult. see "John Edwards"

On south park, John Edwards won the biggest douche bag in the universe award

by skinny whiteboy October 15, 2003

75๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche chills

Originally from the Howard Stern Show in the 1980s, when Robin described friends of hers experiencing a shiver while cleansing their vaginal palette. Howard generalized this to mean a kind of overload of the senses. This first episode was re-aired on the "History of Howard Stern" broadcast during the last week of 2008.

Hearing someone else get credit for that term just gives me douche chills

by Fa Fa Flo Li January 9, 2009

113๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche hat

1 : Completely idiotic, without redeeming value, used when douche bag is not derogatory enough (after all, douche bags serve a potentially useful purpose.)
2 : Totally useless or frivolous, as in a miniature hat meant to sit on top of a douche bag.

That guy came out of nowhere and kicked me in the nuts for no reason! What a douche hat.

by hanlonsrazor February 14, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche fuck

a douche bag person who is completely confused at life and fucking sucks.

"damn sarah, you are a complete and total douche fuck for making me repeat myself 26 times."

by deanna marie September 14, 2007

33๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Nozzle

Someone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douche nozzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it.

Wow. Tori is a real douche nozzle for cock blocking.

by SO84 March 6, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Canoe

The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.

Dude, You A Total Douche Canoe.

by vivalavengeance November 21, 2010

150๐Ÿ‘ 114๐Ÿ‘Ž