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Usually used when referring to a person that either slightly or largely resembles a crab. You can spot a crab eye straight away by measuring the distance between the eyes, usually atleast 5cm apart.
Although a crab eye could seem quite cute or friendly at first, do not be fooled, as their black beady eyes hold many sinister powers.
Look a crab eye in the crab eyes and it could be the last thing you ever do.
Tom: "OMG check out that crab eye."
Lisa: "EW that's gotta be atleast 10cm on that one!"
Tom: "It's actually quite cute."
Lisa: "Don't look it in the crab eyes!!"
Tom dies.
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the black eye is when you are throat swabbing a girl and your balls hit her in the eye.
anthony wishes he could give that chick a black eye
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when your eyes become red and irritating because weed is in your eyes. The weed comes from "busting up" weed to smoke.
Guy 1: Man, my eyes hurt. They're all watery and red.
Guy 2: Yo man, you got weed eyes. Get some of that Visine.
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Pink Eye is when a guy Nuts all over a bitches face and it gets into her eye causing irritation and a pink color to appear.
Dude! I just gave this that bitch pink eye!
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To keep looking straight ahead and not left, right, up or down. USMC term.
"Keep your eyes in the boat, Private"
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When you're smoking from a pipe and the lighter flame makes your eyes feel warmer.
I got warm eyes, I smoked so much, I might have the warmest eyes in the league
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sleep achieved via excessive consumption of alcoholic beverage(s); sleep that would otherwise not be possible without alcoholic beverage(s).
I have not slept since she left me.. luckily, I got my hands on a bottle of Jack last night and got myself a good night of Shit eye.
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