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Phrase that indicating ones stupidity and imaturity by refusing to used the word "fuck"
Substituting swearing for ridiclous infantile phrases instead .
Also watch out for "gosh almighty"
"Go straight to Heck"
"Oh sugar"
"oh Poo"
"wow thats a lots of F bombs ,sir"
"Its actually pronounced FUCK you cowardly F Bomb Retard"
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Are Kate and Josh just friends, or are they Friends with a big 'F'?
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The L/F Ratio or Likes/Friends Ratio is designed to measure what percentage of your Facebook friends like your profile picture.
It is obtained by dividing your profile picture's likes by the number of friends you added, times 100%.
For example: 50 likes, 300 friends -> 50/300 x 100 = 16.7
The L/F ratio is a really handy tool when you want to figure out how many of your Facebook 'friends' are really interested in you! Also, it enables you to compare your ratio to your friends'.
A typical L/F ratio lies somewhere between 3 and 20
Wow she has a really high L/F ratio! No wonder with a picture like that!
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You really don't want to know about F Titties
"How was the hookup last night?"
"Bro, she had some F Titties"
*throws up*
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the true spelling of "friend". You cant trust anyone thats why you put the "r" in parenthesis. Just incase you need to take it out its spells "fiend" basically thats what you should do in life to not get fucked over.
Dave: Hey man you wanna hang out tonight?
Bob: Does this mean we are friends?
Dave: Uh, no it means your my f(r)iend. Just hanging out.
Bob: Ok, you are right. I will most likely you stab you in the back one day just because you have something or someone or anything that is better than what I have. Being the typical piece of shit that most people are I will one day get jealous of you over such a small thing and never talk to you again. I will haunt you and not leave you out of my life until what better things you have are mine. That's the way life is. Do not trust anyone.
Dave: You do not have to remind me.
*After 4 years Dave does the stupid thing and trusts Bob, Dave gets a girlfriend and introduced him to Bob. Bob does not have a girlfriend and is constantly calling Dave's girlfriend and hitting on her. Dave does not like this so he shuts Bob out of his life feeling stupid and a tool. Bob could not accept the fact that his friend has something better than him. This is a typical human being. No matter what Dave does Bob will not go away. Bob is now a fiend. Fuck people I hate them all. In the end Dave gets hurt and never looks at people the same, he does not even trust his soon-to-be-wife. All because of Bob, Dave's life has been turned around. Everyone he meets is now just a f(r)iend.
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Slow 5.0 v8 or v6 Twin tUrbO. Neither model f150s could pull a wet stick out of a dogs ass. They are the rice of trucks.
Hey get your Ford f-150 out of my front yard it’s depreciating the value of my house buy just being in the same town you truck rice liberal
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1)A puddle of fluid created during the act of sex.
2)A very loose and wet woman.
3)A deep puddle of water at a street crossing.
4)A messy situation
1) There was no wet spot, it was a F*ck Puddle.
2) That girl was nothing but a F*ck Puddle
3) A taxi totally splashed me with a F*ck Puddle
4) we used to have something going, now it's turned into a total F*ck Puddle
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