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fat chad

A chad with a naturally good looking structure (such as a beard, thick eyebrows, a nice facial bone structure etc), but with a large amount of fat above it. They are decent looking even if fat, but become ridiculously good looking upon getting fit. Their personality is also similar to a chad.

Brad used to be a fat chad, now look at him. He's super good looking now!

by wevvie December 02, 2018


Fat cunt

A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.

Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.

They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.

They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.

They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.

The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.

A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.

They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.

Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"

Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."

Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"

Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"

by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022


Fat Nips

A person usually male who has abnormally round nipples. Usually used in jest as an insult.

Phone rings "hey how's it hanging fat nips"

by Stonky B August 22, 2018


Cheese Fat

When a person eats so many cheez-its that they get overweight.

Girl...you better knock off the crackers, you're gettin' cheese fat!

by ghostbustarhymes June 02, 2011


Fat hominem

When someone starts losing an argument against someone who is over the average weight so they resort to a statement alluding to that persons weight Characteristics as a form of insult.

Overweight person: "You're argument is invalid because of X"
Person 2: "You're fat"
Overweight person: "Nice Fat hominem"

by Spicyspicymeatball123 March 16, 2021


fat sonic

Balloon

person 1: hey there what is that fat sonic you're holding
person 2: A green fat sonic or a green ballon lol

by jolteoncool July 23, 2021


Dumb fat

A fat dumb gay sweaty person that tries to hide their weight even though you can see it and they are extremely insecure, even if they aren’t that fat. Usually a huge duch bag angus always bitching about every thing and always screams, often confused with autism and assburgers

That dumb fat? He’s the one that snitched in me for having weed

by DaAt WaAy June 04, 2018