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The largest and most comfortable foam bag chair known to man...AKA the 8 FOOTER.
Even Chuck Norris is amazed at the size of the 8 foot Comfy Sack, and nothing amazes him.
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Scottish slang to describe someone who is very short.
She's a wee thing, naught but four foot and a fag paper high, but she's got spunk.
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What I had in my mouth last night.
Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.
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The three foot high club is the act of having sex while on a trampoline.
Hannah joined the three foot high club with Curtis last night.
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger with feta cheese!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Foot Feta-ish burger, it has feta cheese!"
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Olive oil rubbed feet with parm grated on them while jerking someone off with said feet
She gave me an Olive Garden foot job to completion making my Alfredo taste salty
A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay
God its basically a third leg
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My foot-long schlong
Ha it is, with how long ur legs are