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The largest and most comfortable foam bag chair known to man...AKA the 8 FOOTER.
Even Chuck Norris is amazed at the size of the 8 foot Comfy Sack, and nothing amazes him.
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Scottish slang to describe someone who is very short.
She's a wee thing, naught but four foot and a fag paper high, but she's got spunk.
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What I had in my mouth last night.
Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.
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The three foot high club is the act of having sex while on a trampoline.
Hannah joined the three foot high club with Curtis last night.
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger with feta cheese!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Foot Feta-ish burger, it has feta cheese!"
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A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay
God its basically a third leg
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My foot-long schlong
Ha it is, with how long ur legs are
When you're chillin with your girl and she's busy playing Candy Crush Saga, but you want to bust a nut. She can't have sex because she's focused on the game and her hands aren't available to jerk you off, so she gives you a foot job while playing Candy Crush.
"I was watching the football game last night at the house and my girl was busy playing Candy Crush Saga. Not only did she not talk to me for most of the game which is great, but she gave me a Candy Crush Foot Jerk...she's definitely marriage material."
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