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when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths
person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE
A sometimes clever, almost always stupid joke that is usually responded to in one of three ways:
1. An ingenuine pity-laugh
2. A disapproving headshake
3. A genuine laugh representing appreciation for the "pun-intended" one-liner
"Wow those are big enchiladas!"
Davis-"Well they don't call them encha-littles!"
What "A Davis Joke"
An underdog joke is a joke that the first time it's funny but slowly becomes unfunny after hearing it so much
'Nicole keeps making underdog jokes'
A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A politician who is both a joke and a burden. Can be real or fictional.
Are you going to vote for Joke Burden?
a thing that the urban dictionary mods won’t allow.
Any mod- “we’ll reject inside jokes”
P2- “y’all really suck”
Jokes that consist of a person opening with:
p1: "What type of jokes are allowed at a _____"
p2: "all"
p1: "something related to the first blank jokes"
p1: "LUL"
a LUL joke By Francisco Benez
"What type of jokes are allowed on the toilet"
"all"
"Poop jokes"
"LUL"