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The chewy delightful experience had when staying at a hotel and having to move rooms multiple times in one visit. Room moves can be put down to leaking toilets, faulty showers, or strange smells of the like even wet badger loves wouldn't enjoy.
Man, last night I checked in and it was a complete Botleigh fudge man.. the bed didnt have a matress and the toilet seat was made from horse glue..
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Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
May put on a little Joanie Mitchell and play with my fudge grommet later ;) ❤️
gay male cousins at least once removed who engage in anal sex
Ted and ed are fudging cousins its cool their parents arnt siblings jus cousins
when you lay a big turd log, freeze it, and then use it later as a dildo.
That chick looked like a downie when I was hittin it from the back with the frozen fudge brownie.
Pussy juice that is squirted onto the victim (eg sex slave )
Squirt your creamy fudge on me
When your coworker been saying Elmer Fudd's name wrong his whole life.
Is Elmer Fudge the guy with the gun and funny hat that hunts buggs bunny?