i got two phones

typically used by men to express they don’t care

person 1: “i don’t like short boys”
person 2: “I GOT TWO PHONES 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

squirrel's got a nose bleed

Slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc................

Bloke: I'm feelin' really horny, why don't you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?

Bird: Would love to give the fufu a workout, but I can't. Squirrel's got a nose bleed.

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we just got a letter

we just got a letter

we just got a letter

we just got a letter
wonder who its from

Every Kyle's got a Cartman.

For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".

Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.

Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.

Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."

Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."

Got That Drip

Got That Drip means you are in possession of alcahol and who ever you say it to you are willing yo share it with.

Dave : mans got that drip you know FAM

Si: yea sure bro meet you in 20

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You got your C

When someone is acting like a total bitch/cuntbag/whore. You tell them that they have earned their "C". If they procede to keep acting in the same manner then they will earn the subsequent letters. The final word will be Carrie. It's like a game of Horse. But instead of missed baskets, it is acts of complete unearned Cunt-ness.

Laurie, why the hell did you just bust me out about not eating your mom's cookies? You got your C.

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"and then my cousin got murdered..."

The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."

Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."

A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.

Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"

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