spinning ham wheel

The spinning ham wheel is a sexual position where the male attaches a circular ham to a drill bit and drills the women's anus while he penetrates her vagina.

"Dude, last night this girl was feeling really kinky so I finally got to do the spinning ham wheel"

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green eggs and hammed

heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.

fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"

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Atomic pressed ham

Preform a standard pressed ham (I.e) press your bare ass tightly against a clear panel "glass etc" with a tight seal and let loose with a preferably powerful fart

Driving down the street and preformed an atomic pressed ham instead of a regular "pressed ham"

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Green Eggs, No Ham

Used to describe something that is almost cool but leaves you hanging; a let-down.

This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.

Matthew: What did you guys think about that concert?

Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.

Oli: Purr…

Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.

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Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk.....and unable to walk

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a ham

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Smack My Hams

A term derived from the show "Adventure Time", meaning you will smack someone's butt.

- "Dude, Jenny is such a whore."
- "I know, I'd let her smack my hams."

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shit my ham

The act of being so drunk and that's the only three words you can say.

HOLY FUCK IM GONNA SHIT MY HAM!

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