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Preform a standard pressed ham (I.e) press your bare ass tightly against a clear panel "glass etc" with a tight seal and let loose with a preferably powerful fart
Driving down the street and preformed an atomic pressed ham instead of a regular "pressed ham"
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Play on words for "clap your hands". It's a popular visual pun meme on the internet.
If you're happy and you know it clamp your ham
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When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk.....and unable to walk
Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a ham
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Used to describe something that is almost cool but leaves you hanging; a let-down.
This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.
Matthew: What did you guys think about that concert?
Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.
Oli: Purr…
Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.
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The spinning ham wheel is a sexual position where the male attaches a circular ham to a drill bit and drills the women's anus while he penetrates her vagina.
"Dude, last night this girl was feeling really kinky so I finally got to do the spinning ham wheel"
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The act of being so drunk and that's the only three words you can say.
HOLY FUCK IM GONNA SHIT MY HAM!
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A term derived from the show "Adventure Time", meaning you will smack someone's butt.
- "Dude, Jenny is such a whore."
- "I know, I'd let her smack my hams."
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