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First someone puts their finger in their asshole and takes it out. Subsequently they bend their finger like a fishhook and hook it into someone's cheek.
Damn girl.. Yesterday I was just minding my own business when this guy walked by and gave me a rusty hook.
That nervous feeling one gets before a big meeting or a huge life changing event. Same feeling one gets after a eating Chinese food and 30 minutes later you can feel it in your gut
This interview tomorrow has got me Tenter Hooked, I should probably stay away from Taco Bell or Wok and Roll tonight
When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.
Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"
When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.
"Ah, mate! That Poshia girl last night was mental! She let me give her the Hades Hook!"
"I got a nice new Prada t shirt today, i'll hook it up with my Armani jeans."
Going on a date with an ex outside your house, to bring your spark back ,make out and take her home.
😭 Samantha went on a hook up meet up with my boyfriend.
Hey, wanna hook up meet up? 😏🍆🍑