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A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself
Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap
Similar to human garbage, but the difference is that a garbage in human form is in essence a garbage that's pretending to be a human, while human garbage is a human whose worth is about the same as a garbage.
Kitten A: Sally didn't feed us for 3 days. She's such a human garbage!
Kitten B: No, she's a garbage in human form.
Kitten A: what's the difference?
Kitten B: Read urban dictionary.
A tasty snack based product made from meat by-products (Human skin) for aliens. Similar to pork scratchings.
Appears on Futurama in the form of an advertisement in the opening credits of the episode "I Second That Emotion"
Clagnar's human rinds! It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!
"It's that thing where two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them!"
-Bill Hader as 'Stefon', Weekend Update Skit with Seth Meyer, Saturday Night Live 12.11.10
Did you see Steve at the S&M club last night? He was totally pulling a human parking cone. Totally impressive if you ask me.
A Person Who has committed Crimes against Humanity
Marvin: Hey, Carl. Did you know that Adolf Hitler like Trump is a Criminal against Humanity?
Carl: Yeah. Alex Jones and Tommy Robinson too
What happens when Lebron James takes over a basketball game.
Dave: LeBron had a hell of a game last night.
Brett: Yeah, he has no regard for human life.
An awesome being is clearly someone who is, well awesome!
Yale: Woah!
Sal: IKR, an awesome human being!
Nathan: WTF IS GOING ON, YOU ALIENS