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Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 18, 2020


Garbage in human form

Similar to human garbage, but the difference is that a garbage in human form is in essence a garbage that's pretending to be a human, while human garbage is a human whose worth is about the same as a garbage.

Kitten A: Sally didn't feed us for 3 days. She's such a human garbage!
Kitten B: No, she's a garbage in human form.

Kitten A: what's the difference?
Kitten B: Read urban dictionary.

by Gaga2015 November 11, 2019


Clagnars Human Rinds

A tasty snack based product made from meat by-products (Human skin) for aliens. Similar to pork scratchings.

Appears on Futurama in the form of an advertisement in the opening credits of the episode "I Second That Emotion"

Clagnar's human rinds! It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!

by That Guy October 19, 2004


human parking cone

"It's that thing where two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them!"

-Bill Hader as 'Stefon', Weekend Update Skit with Seth Meyer, Saturday Night Live 12.11.10

Did you see Steve at the S&M club last night? He was totally pulling a human parking cone. Totally impressive if you ask me.

by VV512 December 12, 2010


Criminal against Humanity

A Person Who has committed Crimes against Humanity

Marvin: Hey, Carl. Did you know that Adolf Hitler like Trump is a Criminal against Humanity?

Carl: Yeah. Alex Jones and Tommy Robinson too

by Porg009 August 09, 2018


no regard for human life

What happens when Lebron James takes over a basketball game.

Dave: LeBron had a hell of a game last night.

Brett: Yeah, he has no regard for human life.

by pittsburghsucks May 15, 2008


Awesome Human Being

An awesome being is clearly someone who is, well awesome!

Yale: Woah!
Sal: IKR, an awesome human being!
Nathan: WTF IS GOING ON, YOU ALIENS

by MeteorCoder April 12, 2019