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A viral condition common in people who attend mass and then proceed to do their grocery shopping. Symptoms include a lack of environmental awareness, ignorance, inability to listen, dilly-dallying and camping shopping aisles in an attempt to figure out if they want to buy a product or not. This condition is especially common in senior shoppers who have attended mass and have now decided to slow down retail staff due to their lack of perception. “Mass Heads” can usually be identified by their woollen clothing, thick prescription glasses, slow pace and downright brain dead questions.
Old man : How’ya Mary? Any craic this morning?
Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.
Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!
When you think really hard about a very, very complicated problem at a rapid rate for a short and intense period of time and then, thankfully, come to a satisfactory answer after which you are complete spent and brain-dead as if "catching your breath".
The reason I'm lying down on the floor in my office is that I found a fatal flaw in the software and had a brain sprint. I think I'm done for the day.
a person who has a tiny tiny brain not even entering the small brain category🧠🤏🏽 stinky brain is a whole new level of small brain people. this term will also make you seem more intelectual
imagine someone asks what is 9+10 and someone says 21 that is when you say “ oh you are so small brain” and the more educated humans will say “not small brain but stinky brain”
used to describe yarin's behavior, which is usually stupid and unreasonable
Nave: "yarin ahi ma ata ose?"
Yaniv: "yarin's brain"
An array of sequenced mental activity. Generally, a series of thoughts.
The President solved a conflict the other day in the Middle East after a hemorrhaging brain kabob with world leaders.
The President made a myriad of conflicts today in the Center West after a spell-binding brain kabob with a homeless dinosaur.
When you stay up so late that your brain doesnt function as well as it should .
Lillie: caused by feelings .. that doesn't make any sense
Max: idk lol
Lillie: wouldn't they just say 'feelings'
Max: Idk lol maybe
Lillie: lol I think its my tired brain
Max: haha not just yours. We cant process things rn
Lillie: we should put that on urban dictionary...
When you become unexpectedly overwhelmed by the observation of the opposite gender (or gender of romantic interest) and become besotted by them only having known them from one meeting. Admiring someone you have just met platonically but in a romantic way.
Wearing your heart on your sleeve in the most literal sense.
Basically could fall in love with the idea of somebody by idolising them, filling in the blanks which leads to romanticism.
Changing your mind about what you want in a partner everytime you meet someone new, even if you have never suggested so before, based on one girl after one meeting.
Person 1: I just met this girl today, she came in to visit at work, she was so nice. I like extraverted girls.
Person 2: Every girl you have liked previously hasn't been extraverted....
Person 1: Yeah but i liked her. She ticked so many boxes for me.
Person 2: You say this about every girl you meet! You got Geloo Brain!