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A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)
Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*
when something is truly sopping wet
*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"
A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop
I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish
When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.
I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.
When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.
Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?
When a woman gets so enamored with sales and shopping, she'll block out everything else unless she's snapped out of it.
Man: Honey, we gotta go, my cousin's baby's due.
Woman: Hold on! There's a bargain at Sears!
Man: ...Damn shopping trance...
Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.
Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.
Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?
Man 1: 37.
Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.