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The width of an individual female breast defined as the circumference of their arm times by 1.5
Friend: Using Marshall's Theory, those knockers are around 17cm each
Friend 2: Dang bro, How'd you figure?
Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.
"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"
to appear cool and mysterious when you're really just shy and socially awkward
this is not meant as an insult!
"omg anna is so cool!"
"well actually she's just socially awkward, she totally fits the kleinian theory"
Refers to observation that where one dipshit goes others will follow. Akin to mass think theory.
I witnessed dipshit theory in action last night at the soc hop wendy.
Youre just jealous!
I saw you looking at him!
Oh, greg...you are despicable!
Shot man with opinionated historical theory and teachings
Stiven theory:
The Cold War was a Stupid misunderstanding
When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.
Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell”
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”
Two things that weren’t meant to be Together for certain reasons of the laws of Mother Nature
Man Bypasses Chaos Theory, Man creates Dinosaur, Dinosaur eats Man