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jack ninja

a person (typically male) who is skilled in masturbating without being noticed by those around him. term coined from SRK

The jack ninja was so stealthy, he managed to get his business all over that girl's back without her noticing.

by cynik February 16, 2004

36๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


hit a jack

to Smoke a ciggarette

Yo, you wanna go hit a jack?

by David Russell September 1, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jack White

Singer/Guitarist for The White Stripes and Raconteurs,also insanely hot guy in incredibly tight pants with extremely large penis.

"That Jack White's pants are so tight his extremely large penis is going to burst forth"

by Joanie Baloney November 13, 2006

180๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


jimmy jack

to waste a salesperson's time with no real intent of buying.

Alvin spent 2 hours looking at every Miata on the lot, but finally left empty-handed, which was no surprise to the armenian salesman, he knew when Alvin walked in that he was in for a jimmy jack.

by sandspit October 3, 2007

86๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


jack party

A party that is dominantly male, involving masturbation by all those who attend, although the masturbation is not intended to be mutual. You can commonly find people doing a circle jerk or playing soggy biscuit.

Adolescent: "We havin a jack party at Craig's house!"
Ghost of Christmas Past: "I would also like to come to Craig's house to wax my candle..err..jack off.

by Jack Party September 17, 2007

52๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


jack hammer

A very agressive way of fucking, using long strides with a very fast tempo.

While I was giving her the jack hammer, you could hear a "slap slap" sound through the entire house.

by T. Lux. April 28, 2003

589๐Ÿ‘ 205๐Ÿ‘Ž


jack shit

A term used to describe a lack of anything.

I ain't got jack shit to do. You don't have jack shit. I don't owe you jack shit!

by Carter SN October 2, 2005

320๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž