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Hiding in the closet while your friends get in trouble, and once they find you, you act like you don't know whats going on.
Did you hear what joe did, he got caught pulling a johnnie. What a dickhead.
An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.
still a DILF though
The biggest but actually the smallest cunt you'll ever meet. Wishes he was a ferg but will always be a tiny little johnny knobhead tudor.
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across
Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler
You're such a Johnny Tudor I knew you would get upset by pointing out the truth.
John is not your average guy; he had an undeniable charm that seemed to captivate everyone he met. Tall, with a disarming smile and a quick wit, John had a way of making people feel special. What makes Johnny most special is his back shot ability. The way he gets in there is now a staple in the community.
Johnny Backshots was soooo good last night, you have to try him out!
Making a simple task look hard
“Trips over nothing” oops ive done a Johnny Logue!
A term referring to the consistent tendency to arrive a minimum of 30 minutes late, often viewed as a personal trademark rather than mere tardiness.
**Johnny Time (noun):** A humorous term used to describe the act of consistently arriving at least 30 minutes late to an event, meeting, or appointment, often with no sense of urgency or explanation. Commonly associated with chronic tardiness disguised as a personality trait.
Example: "Oh, he’s running on Johnny Time again—don’t expect him for at least another hour!"
Posing as a cab driver to commit sexual offences.
Jimmy got caught Johnny Cabbing last night. He's probably going to get 15 years.
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