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Please kill me

This word is what you say when you are either really depressed, trying to be emo, or actually want to die. The main people who say this have never been laid, just broke up, or are in true pain and agony. It is also a common phrase when there is a test and you didn't study. It is also usually said by the same guy that says We had homework?

Dude 1: Did you study for the test today?
Dude 2: What test?
Dude 1: Are you a cumberbatch only the test we were preparing for 3 weeks

Dude 2: please kill me

by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 27, 2018

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Kill All Men

The phrase "Kill All Men" was created by a fatherless feminist who is misandrist. The phrase is therefore used by women who have no life and repel men due to their ugly ass looks. Simps and Pick Me Boys would also use this phrase, displaying that they do not touch grass. By saying this phrase it shows hatred towards men and does not uphold the fundamental beliefs of equality.

Sexist Woman: Heyyy, Are you a feminist?
Gigachad: No lol
Sexist Woman: OMG YOU MISOGYNISTIC INCEL! KILL ALL MEN #KAM
Gigachad: lol but you need us
Sexist Woman: SHUT UP, KILL ALL MEN!

by RiskyPotato March 18, 2022

148๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


road kill pussy

smelly, dirty, wart infested, looks like someone ran it over 15 times with a big mack truck, something that needs to be buried far in the ground.

i would never touch that bitch she got road kill pussy

by tj"s man May 31, 2010

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Marry Screw Kill

A type of would-you-rather game in which you are given three people's names (typically celebrities or people that are well-known to you) and you have to choose one to marry, one to screw, and one to kill.

"Okay, Marry Screw Kill: Leonardo DiCaprio, Taylor Lautner, Ryan Gosling."
"That's easy! Marry Leo, screw Ryan, and kill Taylor."

by dancinginhighheels December 31, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


camp kill yourself

see cky

Best Band Ever!

by Brad July 13, 2003

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kill a puppy

take a piss, as in if you took a piss right now, the piss level on the floor would reach the height of a puppy's head, drowning it in piss

"Man, i gotta kill a puppy so bad!"

by theloneranger February 25, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


kill one softly

to badmouth someone to their face or behind their back

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž