male fantasy

A thing better than taking mushrooms and LSD combined. The perfect imaginary sexy time. Usually an oversexualized dream.

Since his very first encounter with a girl, Jimmy has fapped to his male fantasy of her for 40 years.

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straight cis Male

A male who uses 🥶🥵😂🤣😈 unironicaly and thinks they are funny for making fun of cosplayers/furrys/lgbtqia+/gacha kids and more and calls people social rejects despise just sitting in there room watching porn all day

“I hate straight cis males” same

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Male Feminist

A dude who supports the social, political and financial equality for both men and women. He is not a simp he is an educated king worthy of getting that gawk gawk 3000 simply for existing.

Girl #1- did you see Andrew this morning

Girl #2- omg yes, he’s a male feminist, so hot it’s nice to see men advocating for equal rights instead of being misogynistic incels.

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pig male effect

A tendency to act in a crude or unprofessional manner after being around other crude, unprofessional people.

Trump's press secretary is dishonest and sloppy; it must be the pig male effect.

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Sigma male Saturday

A day of the week to bring out your inner sigma male

Hey man let's buy some nice Gucci flip flops in honer of sigma male Saturday, the chick's will dig them

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Holy Male Cow

A creature most commonly found in the Philippines. This creature is holy in the muslim community because of the sound it makes. The sound has been describes as a sort of scream-ish laugh.

Can you hear that? It must be the crazy holy male cow! Everyone loves a filipino.

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Straight White Male

Name usually starts with a J, K, A, or B.

Watches football. Makes their voice deeper. Would send someone a dick pic unprovoked. Is a fuckboy. Plays COD

“Bro! Look at that guy wearing a football jersey named Josh!”

“No way bro that’s a straight white male!”

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