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Loud Nerds

A group of 5-20 nerds who congregate in public areas and are very loud. They listen to music at unnecessarily loud volumes, are usually Narutards, always want to horn in on games of magic cards, invite themselves into conversations or the viewing of movies, and need to die in flames.

"Do you want to hang out in the lounge at the SRC?"
"Nah, the loud nerds are listening to Disturbed and watching Naruto."

by PJMP October 29, 2007

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Nerd Tax

The premium paid for having the newest and most powerful computers and electronics

Dude: Nice computer, pretty tricked out
Nerd: Yeah, its got a 6x core overlclocked water cooled processer with 4 GPUs and a solid state drive. Gets me 3 more frames per second !
Dude: Whoa, how much that set you back
Nerd: Bout $7k
Dude: Dude...that is some serious Nerd Tax

by TedDeadMan June 30, 2010

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Nerd Warrior

A person who attacks another after lurking on a website forum etc but only at the end of an argument after they have been shot down. Therefor basking in fraudulent glory.

John
"You Tube's been great since Google have taken over it"

Peter
"You retard John everyone knows Google Video sucked arse"

Nerd Warrior
"Yes John you n00b" *Ching ching ftw*

by Man against the Nerd Warrior November 17, 2006

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niche nerd

Noun. - A nerd who is only interested in a very well-defined sub-subset of nerd culture. While nerds are generally believed to like comics, video games, D&D, sci-fi, anime and astrophysics all at the same time, the niche nerd enjoys one or two things and tends to ignore or downright repudiate the rest.

As a niche nerd of extremely refined taste, I find your proposition of going to Comic-Con downright laughable.

Don't bother trying to buy Mick a video game for his birthday; he only likes Japanese RPG's for the Playstation One made during the first half of the nineties.

by 11redred11 November 10, 2010

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Nerd Nirvana

Physical Ecstasy combined with Intellectual Stimulation during sex.

Man to woman... "I want to one day dazzle you with my vocabulary while fucking you senseless and have you have a mental and physical orgasm at the same damn time!" Woman... "OOOHHHH, that sounds like Nerd Nirvana! I'm in!"

by Wonderwomaaaaaan! April 30, 2015

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nerd head

Meaning an intelligent person.

You are such a nerd head.

by elfk December 13, 2005

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ass nerd

a person who is not only an expert on but a fan of taking it in the butt

basically any one who is a butt pirate is an ass nerd

by geekbomber April 30, 2008

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