Alabama Prom Night

A term used to order a "set up" at the bar. The Alabama Prom Night consists of a shot of well gin and a PBR beer.

"Hey Mr. Bartender, can I get an Alabama Prom Night for this sweet little lady here, and I'll take a shot of whiskey and a Lonestar."

Alabama Salt and Pepper

When you nut on her grill then slap her in the face with a handful of dryer lint

Yo that chick from the salon came over last night and I gave her an Alabama salt and pepper

alabama mud fart

When fucking your cousin in the ass in the back of your Ford f250 and she let's a fart slip and it tickles your balls

I was giving my cousin an alabama mud fart last night and he giggled

Alabama double wide

The act of placing two couches face-to-face to make a makeshift bed for intercourse

We didn’t have a bed . So I pulled an Alabama double wide . So we could fuck

Alabama Whack-a-mole

When a man places his testicles in a girls vagina then slaps his penis on her clitoris.

"Hey Jamie, let's play Alabama whack-a-mole." "Ok Brian."

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Alabama Slot Machine

Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.

Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."

Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."

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Alabama Pool Party

When a group of people shit in succession in the same toilet without flushing after a large meal.

Hey guys,

You want to go eat Indian food at India Garden then have an Alabama Pool Party in Collins bathroom?

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