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The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.
*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-
*stubs toe*
*screams*
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A great Poketuber. He loves Psyduck.
Real Breaking Nates videos are the best!
A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.
Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?
The period of time where school is in session. The time where you're (hopefully) up and learning and getting your education.
Kyle: Ayo what time is it?
Ryan: It's real education hours fam, who tf up and learning?
An expression used when an individual experiences or witnesses a humbling event.
Guy 1: Earlier today, I got a parking ticket because I forgot there was street sweeping.
Guy 2: Shit man, real life situations.
Real Nigga Association (RNA). The Real Nigga Association is a group of real niggas. Real niggas never fold and stay true to they shit. The RNA is the realest group of them all.
Tai: where do i go to become a real nigga
Kevin: go to RNA
Tai: what’s that?
Kevin: The real nigga association
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Just keepin it real, the way the cool kids walk down the street, you know, like nerds carrying calculus III books who think they're too cool for the Calc I students. Well, that's just keepin it real. Nerd-style or hood-style.
Mary was just keepin it real when she told her sister to get on the pill during christmas time dinner.
Tom and Jerry smoked up some weed because who the heck wants to be a cartoon, you know, just keepin it real.