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1. When someone is an ass and really pisses you off, you put them in the dog house.
2. You hurt my feelings, screw you.
3. When a man forgets his anniversary, his wife can put him in the dog house.
Buddy was taking advantage of my hospitality so he's in the dog house.
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When a naked male gets a boner and sandwhiches it in between his also naked partners ass cheeks, thus forming a hot dog.
When i rolled over to spoon my girlfriend in bed one morning, she yelled at me for hot dogging her when my hot dog slipped in between her buns.
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the state pertaining to silly putty after it has become a uniform shade of grey
man, this silly putty used to be glow-in-the-dark-green, but now it's total dog mustard. im gonna go drown my sorrows in strawberry soda and cheap cocaine.
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A hot dog with no bun, ketchup, mustard, ect.
I wanted to have a hot dog for lunch, but i didnt have any of the fixins so i got stuck with a trailer dog.
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When a person of the opposite sex becomes an arrogant jerk in order to hide their true feelings towards you once they discover you also like like them. Most likely to happen between two really good friends and is usually a guy who is koof doggin.
Girl "Hey, so I like you more than a friend."
Boy "I like you too but I'm going to bone a bunch of girls before I actually show my true feelings for you."
Girl "You're such a koof dog!"
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riding the clock at work, not doing anything but still getting paid.
we've been fuckin' the dog all day today at work.
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