natural bum line

The barely-visible line that exists between a person's buttock implant, and the original, but ultimately inferior natural buttock.

Check it out, in this un-airbrushed pic you can totally see her natural bum line

hit a girl’s line

When you try to court a female via direct messaging, or phone call

I’m gonna try and hit a girl’s line today

thin gay line

The midpoint line on the Tate scale which separates flirting with homosexuality from actual, gay sexual contact.

The Tate Scale, named after Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, is a logarithmic scale from 0-1 which measures the gradient of homosexuality in a person or activity.

Any measurement on the Tate Scale approaching 0.5 is, definitionally, the Thin Gay Line.

"My friend wanted me to go rollerblading with him on the beach, but that's just too close to the thin gay line for me."

Keep you in line

Ensure that one is behaving according to the prescribed conduct.

When I asked the drill Sargeant why he's always yelling at me, he said "to keep you in line."

Memorial Line Cross

The moment one of your best friends decides to reveal a personal sexual preference while trying to fill an awkward silence.

Passing Memorial Park Cemetery

"Hey, we're passing my grandfathers grave."

"I like to be tea bagged..."

"Dude... You approached the line, crossed it, and didn't look back."

Memorial Line Cross

Panty Liner Line

The unfortunate horizontal marking across a woman’s abdomen when she wears ridiculously tight yoga pants while simultaneously wearing a panty liner.

Dude, check out that babe in the yoga pants...oh...she’s got a panty liner line!

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squiggly line rule

The rule that dictates livability in a state. The more squiggly lines in the outline/border lines of a state, the cooler/more fun it is to live in that state. In, for example, the state of California, the squiggly lines are found on the coastline adjacent to the pacific ocean. Note that the squiggly line rule is not always accurate, seeing as there are some squiggly states that aren't cool (ie Kentucky)

1: Yo I'm so cool cause i live in the state of North Dakota.
2: WTF are you talking about, i live in New York. My state has 100 times more squiggly lines than yours, thus it's better.
3: Hey, I live in Kentucky, the squigglyest state of all!
2: What the fuck are you smoking, the squiggly line rule doesnt work for lame ass states like Kentucky.

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