Dan

A "Dan" is a person who is so unbelievably bad at swimming that he could somehow manage to drown in a hole in the ground filled with air.

When the invisible puddle appeared on the sidewalk, Dan managed to trip over it and somehow flail around as if he were drowning in a pool; it was a classic "Dan" moment.

Dan

The smelliest boy in manny

“omg what’s that smell??”
“idk dan must be around”

dan

when someone with mulitple kg of smegma proceeds to dump it all out on the kitchen table and do lines of it.

dan likes men

Dan

The real Adolf Hitler with biiiiiiiiiggggg cock

Hail Dan u big cock monster

Dan

A stupid nerd who has greasy hair

You have DAN hair man

dan

guy with big juicy butt

Wow he's such a dan look how round his butt is

Dan

A cool, smooth guy that is very approachable and easygoing

Wow (Dan) is such a cool guy. He's a real (Dan).