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When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.
Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record
When you have to stomp your shit down a drain in the shower
Last night i didnt have time to get out if the shower and had to go brownie jumping
Bungy jumping is the biggest damn adrenaline rush you can ever experience while alive. If you do it, you are going to get dropped off a huge cliff, you'll only have your legs tied up to an elastic rope. When you get to the bottom you might me able to touch the water. its soooooo fkn awesome!
It is one of the MUST DO if you ever find yourself in New Zealand. NZ has got so many places where you can practise this mean sport. Take the plunge.
A: Bo! I went to Taupo and did that bungy jumping shit aye
B: Aye? Bet ya it was mean as, was it?
A: Fuck yea bo!
A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.
Being forced by a stranger into a conversation against your will.
I was walking to my car and this guy just came out of nowhere and conversation jumped me!
Looking at someone else's screen to find them on the map
Me- **playing Slay.one with my friend**
Friend- **Looks at my screen**
Me- THE FUCK DUDE?!! NO SCREEN JUMPING
The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.
The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus