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You goto Rio De Janeiro and party like a rock star for a few weeks. When you set foot back to America, the women are just not the same. Being used to hot super model like women from Rio, American women are plainly put in one word, Fat and Ugly.
I'm in Hollywood club:
Fat American- "What is wrong?"
Me- Pondering my thoughts on why I came back to America??
Fat American- "Hello, Hello???"
Me- I'm soo depressed, look at these fat chicks everywhere. They are clueless.
Fat American- "Hello, Hello???"
Me- I must have Rio Hang Over??
When one gentleman is performing doggy style sexing whilst another gentleman is receiving felatio from the same female participant the Cincinnati switch occurs when the men trade places, the gentleman in the rear simply removes his member and grasps it with his hand thus transferring the remaining excrement the men then perform a high five thus the second man receiving the excrement and using it for lubrication. I give you the Cincinnati switch ;)
Jeff said to Matt "that was the best Cincinnati switch over ever now I have to go wash my hands!"
When employed, pulling enough hours to get overtime and continuing to come in on a day that is also a national or civic holiday, thus requiring payment not only of your hours, but time and a half due to the overtime and being paid for the holiday (full day).
Essentially 2.5X the money per hour.
-What are you doing on Labour Day?
-I'm working
-Haven't you worked enough? You're already getting overtime.
-yeah, but now I qualify for over holiday time
-really?
-yeah, time and a half... and a and holiday pay.
A state which people fly over in order to get from New-York to California.
Examples of fly-over states: Nebraska, Utah, Wyoming, Montana.
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a person who has spent many years aquiring a large range of qualifications/degrees from University or College yet they are still unemployable due to their qualifications meaning shit.
1. James just recieved his bachelor of "something" to add to his docterate in "something else" but he still cant get a job because his qualifications are worth fuck all in the real world. Now he is going to collect welfare and become a hippy 30 year old student. hence an over qualified unemployable
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Phil Lester during the day we do not mention *cough cough* the V-Day video *cough cough*
"And then you kissed me, and my heart did that flippy-over thing."
"And then you kissed me, and my heart did that flippy-over thing."
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The term "double comb over" is a relatively new term, used to depict hair that resembles a lot like a wig yet is real. It has progressively become popular due to the fact that our 45th United states president has this hair style. It looks like a wig since you make any side of your hair go over your bald spot on the center, followed up by putting the opposite side over the bald spot again; this makes the hair look extremely artificial and utterly idiotic. If you do not wish to be made fun of or look like a guy who needs attention, it is highly recommended not to use this hairstyle.
Person 1: I voted for Hillary because she's a woman
Person 2: I voted for trump because of his luscious double comb over...
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