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A weak and pitiful "man" who is offended by even the smallest point, or "microaggression". This type of being will complain, berate and abuse others whom have different views. In other words, a democrat/pussy.
Bill Peters: Oh no!! That house is on fire! How racist! Quick, let's protest the fire!
Stranger 1: What's his problem?
Stranger 2: That's just Bill Peters. He probably has something up his vag again.
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The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.
Dude I did the Peter Parker on that girls face lastnight!
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Of, or pertaining to, a person of quite, calm, meditative, reflecive, or comatose composure; acting as such during all times of the day and night, except when playing music, or after having eaten a truck-load of sugar.
"Rick is being such a Peter Zerkel today! Normally he's louder than the entire band playing Fireworks. Dude. Whoa."
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Homer Simpson but fatter, more of a cunt and white
Have you heard of peter griffin from family guy?
You mean homer simpson from the simpsons but fat!
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Verb; When your stopped by the police and you get searched
Did you hear what happened to o'boy last week. He got peter rolled and got caught holdin some shit.
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This guy will moan about anything!
He’s got no lunch, you give your own sandwitch, then insists on paying for it, reads the printed price, then that’s not all folks , bitches about the price!
This guy would moan about winning the lottery.
(this is done in a slump syle)
the end ov the world.
god is a twat.
Fuck, oh shit, O no, have you seen this, kinel, oh no, God, jesus, iv had enough of this, bollocks, the end of the world os nigh! or the contract.
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When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"